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<youtube width=“600" height=“360">MhrzUVBhrLQ</youtube> [[Samurai Delicatessen (SNL) | Next Appearance]] December 13, 1975 - Belushi and his bellhop (host Richard Pryor, also portraying a samurai, the only time any other samurai was depicted) duel over who has to carry a guest's bags. Pryor smashes the front desk with his sword; The Samurai says, "I can dig where you're coming from," the only words ever spoken by the character in English. Season 1: Episode 7 * Samurai…..John Belushi * Traveler…..Chevy Chase * Bellboy…..Richard Pryor Announcer: Now, another edition of “Samurai Hotel”. [ open on Samurai placing hotel visitors’ mail in various room slots, grunting as he pushes each piece in ] [ Traveler enters ] Traveler: Excuse me? Excuse me. I’d like a room for the night, please? [ Samurai grunts ] Actually, I’ll probably be staying through to Tuesday. [ Samurai withdraws sword, accidentally knicking his shoulder ] Do you have a king-size bed? One with a king-size bed. [ Samurai extends sword ] I guess, uh.. perhaps, get a room with, uh.. You know what I’d like? A room overlooking the park. Are the rates high for that? [ Samurai yells, motions sword ] Do you have room service? [ Samurai grunts ] Room service. [ Samurai extends sword ] Uh.. what’s your check-out time? [ Samurai makes series of motions with sword across the front desk, as Traveler fills out the log ] Could you get a bellboy to get my bags, please? Carry my bags up? [ Bellboy approaches front desk, as he and Samurai yell at one another ] Traveler: Fellas? Which one of you is gonna carry my bags upstairs? [ Samurai and Bellboy both extend swords, then run toward one another several times, as Traveler waits. Demonstrating his prowess, Samurai uses sword to slice a hanging ornament down from the ceiling. ] Samurai: Your momma-san! Bellboy: [ angry ] My Momma-san?!! [ raises sword and slices front desk in half ] Samurai: [ in the only English he’ll ever speak ] Well, I can dig where you’re comin’ from.. I’ll take these bags up to the room.. [ picks up Traveler’s bags and carries them upstairs ] [ fade to black ] [[Category: Television]] [[Category: Fictional]] [[Category:Saturday Night Live]] [[Category: The 1970s]] [[Category: Samurai Futaba (SNL)]] [[Category: 1975.12]]
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